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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Short Joke: Breaking And Entering

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

4 comments:

Bingo July 17, 2009 at 12:06 AM  

Ha ha! The answer that all men want to know!

Lilian July 17, 2009 at 8:52 AM  

yeah you are right Bingo...so men in the house be careful cause men outside the house are more clever than you are !

Memory Foam Toppers July 28, 2009 at 6:55 PM  

ha ha!
nice joke.

Wenny July 30, 2009 at 12:36 AM  

Hahaha!!! It won't work for the husband even if he found out ... we wives are smarter than that!

Lilian, just popped by to share this 'Major Award' with you coz your blog makes the world merry. Do check it out at http://insidemybubbletoday.blogspot.com/2009/07/today-inside-my-bubble_29.html

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