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Thursday, February 5, 2009

A Tearful Bride

A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"

"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom. "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"


thunder rider February 6, 2009 at 1:28 PM  

Huahahaha, funny story
Thanks... I waiting for another story

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lunaticg February 6, 2009 at 1:38 PM  

lucky that she only flew within USA.
see you around.

Reese February 6, 2009 at 9:08 PM  

Yeah. She should have flown to Antartica or somewhere there are ice bergs.

humorbendol February 7, 2009 at 10:47 PM  

Funny story..

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