A Male and Female Driver

A male and female driver are involved in a horrific collision. Amazingly, they escape unhurt. As they crawl from the wreckage, the man notices that the woman is attractive. She turns to thim adn gushes, "We shouldn't have survived that. Maybe it's a sign that we're meant to be together."

"And look," she continues. "Though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine is intact. It's another sign. Let's drink to our love!"

"Ok!" says the man, going with the moment. He drinks half the bottle and hands it back, "Your turn."

"No, thanks," says the woman. " I think i'll just wait for the police."