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Monday, July 6, 2009

Electric Train

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of guns who want off, get the heck off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of guns who are getting on, get your behinds in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are annoyed about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the witch in the kitchen."

7 comments:

Bingo July 6, 2009 at 11:47 PM  

Ha ha ha I love kids!

Beth July 10, 2009 at 10:36 AM  

LOL You know where he probably heard that from. To bad Google doesn't let us swear :P

Wenny July 10, 2009 at 12:20 PM  

The kid's so creative! 2 hours' delay ... hahaha!!!

answerstash July 17, 2009 at 6:53 PM  

Very funny joke.i really enjoyed it.lol

Call center November 5, 2009 at 1:54 AM  

Too funny, i would love to have their creativity

katrina kaif July 24, 2010 at 6:06 PM  

I love kids. They always try to do something which we adults can't even think of.

katrina kaif wallpapers February 10, 2011 at 3:39 PM  

Too humorous, i'd love to have their creativity

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