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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Words Of Wisdom

Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Trust everybody . . . then cut the cards.

Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves.

Summer must be over. My neighbor just returned my lawn furniture.

If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, then you are all right.

It's good to question authority, but not mine.

Love doesn't really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile.

Age is just a number and mine is unlisted. An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

The first Ten Commandments are the hardest.

A retired husband is a wife's full time job.

Heredity is something parents comfortably believe in, if they have a bright child.

Only one shopping day left until tomorrow!

Happiness is the place between too little and too much.

Circular arguments often make the rounds.

Even at a Mensa convention, someone is the dumbest person in the room.

When in doubt. . . mumble.

oney can't buy everything ...but then again, neither can no money.

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Bingo December 5, 2009 at 5:37 AM  

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Antony December 20, 2009 at 10:00 PM  

Nice words of wisdoms!

tommy January 7, 2010 at 2:02 AM  

"The first Ten Commandments are the hardest." it's not hard if you not tried to fulfill it :D
just kidding :D nice post!

Susan January 8, 2010 at 1:43 PM  

This blog is very nice and informative. it is pretty hard task but your post and experience serve and teach me how to handle and make it more simple and manageable.
Thanks for the tips… Best regards.

Get Ex Back January 10, 2010 at 2:49 AM  

Trust everybody and then cut the cards LOL... good one there

- Ex

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