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Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Cleaning Lady

The cleaning lady is stealing from the church's till, so the priest decides to hide the statue of Jesus and catch her in the act. The cleaning lady comes, kneels, looks at the icon of the virgin Mary, and says, "Holy Mother, I really need this money. My third child needs shoes. I'm going to take this money, and i promise to return it one day when i'm rich. Well, Holy Motherm you're not saying anything, so i gather you don't have an objection."

The priest says in a very low voic fom behind the statue of Jesus, "No, you may not!".

The cleaning lady looks at Jesus and says, "If you don't mind, i'm having a conversation with your mother."

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