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Monday, June 22, 2009

Five Funny Messages to Send via Twitter

- The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

- I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.

- Crime doesn’t pay… Does that mean my job is a crime?

- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

- Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?


Bactocyn June 22, 2009 at 2:57 PM  

Funny at twitter. I like it :-)

Call center June 23, 2009 at 6:37 AM  

I like the 4th one!! :)

Bingo June 24, 2009 at 12:29 AM  

I will try some of them on my twitter, thanks !

Zoe June 27, 2009 at 11:21 PM  

i can soooo relate to the driving part!

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