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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Two Best Jokes

My Grades

A high-school student came home one night rather depressed.

"What's the matter, Son?" asked his mother.

"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my grades. They're all wet."

"What do you mean 'all wet?'"

"You know," he replied, "...below C-level."



The Feminist

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.

A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up. Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my stop already."

3 comments:

Bingo June 18, 2009 at 11:38 PM  

Ha ha ha my favorite is the feminist joke!

Deviki @ Viki June 21, 2009 at 2:44 PM  

WOOOOOOO ok if i was that gal i would have been very very sorry

Hicham June 21, 2009 at 9:22 PM  

The two are awesome but the 'fiminist' one is my fav :)

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