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Friday, June 5, 2009

Football Pool

Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her.

'Think we had better call in the doctor to tell her the news,' suggested the eldest son.

The doctor soon arrived and the situation was explained to him.

'Now, you don't have to worry about anything,' said the doctor. 'I am fully trained in such delicate matters and I feel sure I can break this news to her gently. I assure you, there is absolutely no need for you to fear for her health. Everything will be quite safe if left to me.'

The doctor went in to see the old lady and gradually brought the conversation around to football pools.

'Tell me,' said the doctor, 'what would you do if you had a large win on the pools - say one million pounds?'

'Why,' replied the old lady, 'I'd give half of it to you, of course.'

The doctor fell down dead with shock.

9 comments:

Bingo June 6, 2009 at 1:18 AM  

Ha ha the doctor did not expect that answer! :)

Stephen June 6, 2009 at 11:09 AM  

Nice joke. :D

Eric Capacia's Fierce Blogs June 7, 2009 at 2:26 PM  

This is funny :)

Call center June 9, 2009 at 6:34 AM  

Ha ha ha I will tell it to my friends.

KH June 11, 2009 at 11:54 PM  

Grandma is gonna regret she said that...

Venest June 13, 2009 at 8:22 PM  

omg, this is funny, lol:P I will tell my friends this joke today.. and btw you should write more jokes like this one;)

Bingo June 16, 2009 at 6:58 PM  

Haa haa.. it's nice story and i am going to share this story with my colleagues.

Andrea June 18, 2009 at 6:26 AM  

lol thanks for the laugh, i needed it , had a rough day today!

Anonymous September 14, 2009 at 2:39 PM  

ooooooooh it is really verry nice every one would laugh 4 sure

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