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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Hearing Loss

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."

"Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand about fifteen feet from her and say something to her. If she doesn't reply, move about five feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the severity of her deafness."

Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about fifteen feet from his wife in the kitchen, as she is chopping some vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He hears no response.

He moves about five feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves five feet closer. Still no reply.

He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"

12 comments:

Deddy Irawan June 14, 2009 at 9:50 PM  

Hahahha funny story :)
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Basanta June 16, 2009 at 9:56 PM  

Ha ha ha! Very funny!

Bingo June 18, 2009 at 12:12 AM  

Ha ha ha he was the deaf!!

Andrea June 18, 2009 at 6:17 AM  

lol, so the husband's the one who's having trouble 'hearing'? so in that case the doctor must've been an inch away when the consultation took place... right? thought so... :D

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Lmao, this one is my favorite so far.

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unlimited music downloads June 18, 2009 at 5:19 PM  

LOL! Why? no body hear my Laughing! I think i have to consult the same doctor. But i hope you hear my LOL. Nice blog I've never felt to get funny story from your blog.

Sashindoubutsu June 19, 2009 at 4:12 PM  

Hahahahaha! This gave me a good laugh..^^

mindless lass June 20, 2009 at 1:23 AM  

These jokes help ease an otherwise stressful day. As for the one about the husband complaining about his wife being deaf, it only goes to show that we should really look in the mirror first before we try to pick on other's faults.

BlackBerry Tour June 21, 2009 at 7:59 PM  

You have a great blog..wait for your next post

A.W.George June 22, 2009 at 5:55 PM  

Good one!

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