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Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Blonde Painter

a pictureAn ambitious young "blonde woman", in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” he asked.

“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”


Flanagan June 1, 2009 at 5:17 AM  

LoL. Your blog is awesome. Thanks for posting.

Wenny June 2, 2009 at 1:03 PM  

Ouch!!! There goes his car ... hahaha!

Anonymous June 3, 2009 at 10:05 AM  

nice blog, going to add this to rss for a good laugh when I am feeling down

Bingo June 4, 2009 at 12:24 AM  

Blondes, blondes, blondes, I love this kind of jokes!

Sandro2009 June 8, 2009 at 12:29 AM  

Nice joke, and great blog btw! One more site in my bookmarks!

XpressBlogging June 9, 2009 at 12:15 PM  

nice blog, keep posting

omar swarrez August 26, 2009 at 11:04 PM  

LOL keep em coming

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