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Monday, May 25, 2009

The Speeder

A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph!

The officer took off after the speeder and soon had the car pulled over on the side of the road. Expecting trouble with such a reckless driver, the patrolman approached cautiously.

To his surprise the driver of the offending vehicle was a little old lady, barely tall enough to see over the steering wheel.

“Ma’am,” the officer began. “Do you know how fast you were going?”

“I was just getting her up around 90, I believe, officer,” the old lady answered calmly, peering up at him through her bifocals. “Why, what seems to be the problem?”

Shocked, the officer returned her comment, “What seems to be the problem? Why, this is a 35mph zone! That’s the problem. Didn’t you see the sign?”

“Oh sure,” the old lady returned, “That’s why I’m driving so fast. I’m just trying to follow it’s instruction.”

Dumbfounded, the officer was momentarily speechless.

“Just what sign are you talking about, Ma’am?” he asked, when he finally recovered.

Smiling up at the officer, the old lady placed a gentle hand on his wrist and said, “Why, the one that said ‘Speed Zone Ahead’, of course!”


T-Shirts May 26, 2009 at 2:35 AM  

Fantastic! hahha! :D

Wenny May 26, 2009 at 2:50 PM  

Hahaha ... I just had a good laugh. Thanks!

mannoy May 26, 2009 at 3:26 PM  

lol thanks

vanillaseven May 26, 2009 at 3:41 PM  

I have a good laugh! thank you

Thompson May 27, 2009 at 8:17 PM  


IT is nice blog.

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Bingo May 28, 2009 at 12:51 AM  

ja ja I'd like to see the face of the traffic cop in that moment.

maria June 4, 2009 at 2:28 PM  

hahahhahahahahahaha!!! Cooollllll blog!!!!

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Titan June 5, 2009 at 10:23 AM  

Haha!!!Nice joke.How could the old lady drive at 90 kmph!!!!And finally, that was a nice reply.LOL.

DEBASIS June 10, 2009 at 11:55 PM  

nice ha ha

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