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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Wonderful Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$65,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking 950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

8 comments:

Bingo March 5, 2010 at 1:16 AM  

Ha ha ha! What a mean guy!

Arnel@hyip March 12, 2010 at 5:59 PM  

Nice one fake husband. :) LOL

Carson Rose and Associates March 17, 2010 at 11:01 PM  

hahahaha that was an awesome joke

Emersonscigars March 26, 2010 at 6:38 PM  

A guy pleasing anothers wife. lol

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Anna April 6, 2010 at 1:55 AM  

Ha, ha, hilarious. Unfortunately true. Ah, these men...

Fashion Blog April 9, 2010 at 5:52 PM  

haha! man this is great!

Brian April 25, 2010 at 1:54 AM  

Haha! Very nice joke. I love answering other people cell phones and pretending I'm them, never got lucky to get a call like that though.

Jasmine June 7, 2010 at 7:12 PM  

Hee! That's a good one. I know another joke about something to say when a person calls with a wrong number, but it's not for polite company, that one.

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