New Teeth

The local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made few weeks ago.

The first Sunday, his sermon lasted for 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half.

I asked him about this. He then told me "well, John, that first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were still hurting a lot. Now the third Sunday, I accidnetally grabbed my wife's dentures AND I COULDN'T STOP TALKING!"