The Retiring Postman

A postman was retiring after 35 years of service. The citizens of the town presented him different gifts.

In one house there stood a sexy lady who took him to the bedroom and gave him a real good f***, a lavish lunch and a dollar.

Postman asked amazingly, "why one dollar?"

Lady replied, "Actually i asked my hubby what to present you and he said F*** him! just give him one dollar." But the lunch was my idea.