Mealtime

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It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.

"What are my choices?" he asked.

"Yes or No," she replied.

Ugly Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: " That's the ugliest baby i've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: " The driver just insulted me!"

The man said: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, i'll hold your monkey for you."